50 Shades of Grey Parody
I tried reading the book online. I think the commas that were missing from the Hunger Game e-book got lost and found their way into this book.

I forgot I could use u substitution on one of the free response parts. What am I doing with my life? Making such bad life choices.

At least I didn’t put all the stickers in one place.
On Monday, after the multiple choice section of the AP Chem test, we were supposed to seal the booklet with stickers.
Like so:

This one kid only put used one sticker and the proctor told him to use all the stickers. So he used all of the stickers.

I think he was one of the kids who pestered the teacher to give them an A both semesters if they could score a 5.
So the people I played today gave up at the end. One girl was like: “You get it ΘεΘ” and her partner went “Why me ಥ_ಥ”.
Oh. And tomorrow.

Help would be nice.


Too bad my boobs are too small.

Gyuhahahaha. Said Happy.
My father bought another laptop for himself.
My neighbors are playing music with a really loud bass line.
I met an adolescent asian girl who can do everything I can do, only at a much higher level of quality.

In honour of my first ever live show.. I’m giving away two giant totoros! (^__^)
All you have to do is.. go here:
http://www.younow.com/users/amazingphil
Sign in with facebook at the top and click ‘become a fan!’ and then reblog!
Winner will be contacted on Tumblr and announced in my show on Saturday 6PM :D (where there will be more prizes and stuff!) See you then ^__^
why are you wearing heels?
Econ presentation. How does one dress nicely without falling?
I trip while wearing 1 inch heels.
